Hospital Jokes

Here are some stupid hospital jokes for those of you who work in a hospital and want some hospital humor or are paramedics and stuck in the corridors of an emergency department.

Hospital jokes one:

Patient: “Hey Doc, I can’t seem to get to sleep…”

Doctor: “Hmm… why don’t you try laying right on the edge… and maybe you’ll fall soon enough…”

Hospital jokes two:

In regard to any necessary medical equipment… “Yeah, I’m sure management will remember to buy that!”\

Hospital jokes three:

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, ‘I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.’ ‘Me neither doc,’ said the husband. ‘But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.’

Hospital jokes four:

Patient: “Doc… I’m addicted to scrabble!”

Doctor: “My word…”

Hospital Jokes Five:

(this one may offend some people)

An obstetrician delivers a baby… trips, loses grip of the baby and it flies across the room, and out the window… the mother screams… and the obstetrician laughs and says: “don’t worry… it was just a joke… your baby was stillborn…”

Hospital Jokes Six:

“Doc… I can’t help but dream about fishing… I lie awake at night and focus on my fishing in the river…”

Doctor: “Oh, I’m free next weekend – you should drop me a line…”