Bad Doctor Jokes


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Bad Doctor Jokes

John can’t get that nagging voice out of his head…

“John… every doctor’s done this with his patient at some stage…”

“John… I know you’re not supposed to do this with your patient…”

“But John… every Doctor does at some time… its not your fault who you fallf or… you can’t help that, can you?”

John… just couldn’t get out of his head the other nagging voice…

“John….”

“John…”

“John…”

“John… you’re a vet John…”



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