Paramedic Laughs

Being a paramedic can, at times, be very stressful. Consequently, most paramedics have a good sense of humour and have fun at work (when they can get away with it). Not many paramedics last in the job if they don’t have a good sense of humour. So, here are some more jokes, and laughs for paramedics…

These are some music songs that we matched with work as a paramedic just for laughs:

Venus – Bananarama: When arterial blood gas sample is venous

Harder to Breathe – Maroon 5: Short of breath patients

Breathe – The Prodigy: Specific to patients on Bipap (Breath the pressure)

Pressure Down – John Farnham: Hypertensive patients or letting air out of the pressure bags

Check On It – Beyonce: Nurses needing a drug checked

DOA – Foo Fighters: The white meat truck

Confide in Me – Kylie Minogue: Psych registrar song

Push It – Salt ‘n’ Pepa: Wardsperson/porters song/pushing IV drugs

No Scrubs – TLC: Soiled uniform and need to change into scrubs

Dizzy – Spin Doctors: Dizziness

Hot In Here – Nelly: Trauma gown songs/failure of air conditioning

Hot Stuff – : Skanky psych/D&A patients

I Want That Man – Deborah Harry: Skanky psych/D&A patients

And these are a few things that you probably don’t wont to hear your surgion say… (this is just for laughs):

1. “I wonder where this… thingie goes…”

2. “Did anyone see where my watch went?”

3.” Hey, Cleaner… you’ve seen this before… can you to finish this…  I have an important date…”

4. “We’re going to the mop for all this blood that I’ve spilt…”

5. “Which leg was I supposed to amputate?”

6. “Didn’t I have 5 forcepts before I closed him up?”

7. “I wonder if… there’s some way I can put this… part… back where it came from?”

8. “Oh this… nah…. she’ll probably be alright without  these extra parts”

9. “Hmmm… maybe I better put these parts somewhere… you know… in case we find out we need them or something…”

10. “Hang on a second… if this his spleen… then what did I just take out?”

11.  “You know… there’s a heck of a lot of money in kidneys… and, the guy already has two of them…”

12. “Sterile… smerile… the floors clean… I mean… the Cleaners mopped it, right?”