Short funny jokes

These are some short funny jokes about paramedics, EMTs, and what we do (thrown in with a few other stupid jokes)

Short funny joke 1

While the patient is about to be placed under anaesthetic the Doctor asks the patient “why do you look so nervous?”

“Well, this is my first operation… you see… and I just don’t know how I will go…”

The doctor smiles and says “This is my first operation too… but I’m not nervous… I think I’m going to do really well!”

Short funny joke 2

Receptionist asks the patient “Would you like an appoitment for next week?” Patient – “No, I’m sick now…”

Short funny joke 3

“Of course I need it done today… if I wanted it done tomorrow, I would have asked for it tomorrow!”

Short funny joke 4

What did the blind carpenter do at the start of his day? – He picked up his hammer and SAW!”

Short funny joke 5

“Doctor, if I do manage give up smoking, drugs, and gratuituous sex with lots of random women… will this make me live long?” Doctor looks at the patient “Hmm, no, but it will definitely make it feel longer…”

Short funny joke 6

“I’ve heard that alcohol deceases your blood presure… and cafeine increases it… therefore… I must have a perfectly average blood pressure!

Short funny joke 7.

more to come…